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Monday, September 11, 2006

My Western Civilization Professor Delivers Some Memorable Quotes from Cinema History

"I, uhm, fought with your father in the Clone Wars. Of course, ah, he was a great pilot. He was killed, hmm, by Darth Vader. And so on."

"Badges? You see, we don't need - you see? - don't need, any stinking badges."

"So, uh, say hello -- (long unnecessary pause) -- to my little friend."

"There is, of course, no spoon. Okay? Alright?"

"I want to live, ah, Clarence. I want... but, anyway, whatever."

"The name, the name is Bond. Hmm. James Bond."

"Every time I try to get, uhm, out, they pull me back in. And, uh, so. Anyway."

"If you don't get on that plane, uh... you're going to regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not, uhm, tomorrow. But someday!"

"Frankly, frankly, uhm, my dear. I don't give, ah, a damn."

"I wish I could, uh, quit... you. And so on."

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad robot! No gasket!

2:58 PM  
Blogger Jake said...

What in the hell?

4:28 PM  
Blogger TheHamburger said...

Maybe the pot is what makes him pause...

4:46 PM  
Blogger r.fuel said...

Uh... Robot?

5:05 PM  
Blogger janevalenz said...

That reminds me of my ENGL 255 Early American Literature professor from Sophomore year who everyone referred to as an "Asian Woody Allen." He had a tendency to stammar and pause in the middle of lecture, not to mention the random ramblings he'd segue off into about his vacations to famous liteary historical sites...."Uhm...ah...the most interesting thing I saw in Frederick Douglass's house was...uhm...ah... his chess set...ah..."

11:38 PM  

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